1. There is a young man in this coffee shop who is completely enamored of a working dog being trained by a woman who is exposing more cleavage than J-Lo in strappy, pink, high-heeled cork sandals while talking to a bald man who keeps mentioning Catholic Family Services.

    Why are Marc Bolan and Ringo Starr and Elton John in this video together with taxidermy? Why the jester make-up? Why doesn’t this young man know better than to offer a working dog coffee cake? Why does Elton John’s piano seem to have neutered this song?

    I don’t know. But I know you won’t fool the children of the revolution. Have a happy Monday.

    Marc Bolan \ Children Of The Revolution \ Elton John & Ringo Starr (by SameMarcChannel)

  2. I understand this song completely.

    I also don’t get it at all.

    Either way, I absolutely love it.

    Jack White - Love Interruption (by JackWhiteVEVO)

  3. (((Levon Helm)))

    Thanks for everything, you inspiring man.

    Atlantic City-The Band (by waisaidai)

  4. Who put the bomp in the bomp shooby dooby bomp? You did.

    This song feels Buddhist.

    Relish your Monday.

    Chuck Prophet - “You Did” video (by skeptic12)

  5. Things you learn when you take a six-year-old to the symphony: #1. The two buttons on the backside of the conductor’s tuxedo with tails make his whole rear end area look like a face. Columbus Symphony Orchestra’s podium has a horizontal bar midway across the back, which was installed to keep a very enthusiastic conductor from falling backwards. That gives the face a muppet-like mouth. (Once you see this, you can’t un-see it.) #2. Ushers and audience members tend to treat a child like a star just for showing up to see classical music. It’s quite sweet, actually. #3. No matter how wide the grin on the face while hearing part of Mozart’s “The Magic Flute” while saying “We know this one, don’t we, mom?” or the level happiness during the the overture to Also sprach Zarathustra or even the enthusiasm in trying to find the man using the surprising whistle during the local composer’s world premiere symphony. The sweetest and most accommodating kid will expire 10 minutes before the concert does.

    Things you learn when you take a six-year-old to the symphony:

    #1. The two buttons on the backside of the conductor’s tuxedo with tails make his whole rear end area look like a face. Columbus Symphony Orchestra’s podium has a horizontal bar midway across the back, which was installed to keep a very enthusiastic conductor from falling backwards. That gives the face a muppet-like mouth. (Once you see this, you can’t un-see it.)

    #2. Ushers and audience members tend to treat a child like a star just for showing up to see classical music. It’s quite sweet, actually.

    #3. No matter how wide the grin on the face while hearing part of Mozart’s “The Magic Flute” while saying “We know this one, don’t we, mom?” or the level happiness during the the overture to Also sprach Zarathustra or even the enthusiasm in trying to find the man using the surprising whistle during the local composer’s world premiere symphony. The sweetest and most accommodating kid will expire 10 minutes before the concert does.